Business · September 15, 1890
Mr. Burns's Birth Chart
Sun in Virgo · Moon in Libra ≈
Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber "Monty" Burns, usually referred to as Mr. Burns or C. Montgomery Burns, is the main antagonist in the Fox animated television series The Simpsons, voiced initially by Christopher Collins and by Harry Shearer in later episodes. He is the evil, reviled, greedy, and wealthy owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and boss of Homer Simpson. He is assisted at almost all times by Waylon Smithers, his loyal and sycophantic aide, adviser, confidant, and secret admirer. He is around 156 years old, though sometimes it is implied he is much older. His place of birth is Pangea, revealed in the season 17 episode "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story". Wikipedia
Sun in Virgo
22°34′Your centre is craft: improving what you touch, serving with precision, finding the sacred in the detail. Your identity is refined through order, useful observation and continuous improvement. You find meaning in being of help, optimising processes and understanding how the whole works.
Moon in Libra
5°46′Your emotional peace depends on harmony around you: conflict weighs on you, beauty repairs you. You project your emotional stability onto your bonds, always seeking mutual understanding and empathy.
the Moon changed sign that day
Birth time not documented
The Ascendant changes sign every two hours, and no verified birth time is recorded for Mr. Burns, so this chart doesn't set it. Their planets by sign, however, remain reliable.
Section II · The map
Their natal wheel
The sky on the day they were born. The outer ring is the twelve signs; the lines across the centre, the aspects between planets. Without a birth time, houses and the Ascendant aren't drawn.
Section III · The detail
Planets and aspects
The exact numbers behind the drawing. Each table expands one layer of the wheel.
Mr. Burns's placements
We compute the placements for the day of birth. Without the exact time the Ascendant and houses can't be fixed, but each planet's sign is reliable.
| Planet | Sign | Degree |
|---|---|---|
| Sun | Virgo | 22°34′ |
| Moon | Libra | 5°46′ |
| Mercury | Libra | 15°17′ |
| Venus | Scorpio | 8°49′ |
| Mars | Sagittarius | 24°53′ |
| Jupiter | Aquarius ℞ | 2°36′ |
| Saturn | Virgo | 9°16′ |
| Uranus | Libra | 24°58′ |
| Neptune | Gemini ℞ | 6°49′ |
| Pluto | Gemini ℞ | 7°53′ |
Beyond the planets
Three keys beyond the ten classical planets, which astrology reads as axes of the chart. All four angles need your birth time.
The wounded healer: a small icy body between Saturn and Uranus. It marks the wound that, once moved through, teaches.
Not a body but a point of the Moon's orbit. It marks the direction of your growth.
The Black Moon: a mathematical point tied to the untamed and what refuses to submit.
Mr. Burns's aspects
Each aspect is an angle between two planets; it defines how they speak to each other. Aspects to the Moon are approximate: they depend on the exact birth time.
Elements and modalities
How their energy is split across the four elements and the three modalities.
Section IV · The signature
The signature of their sky
The whole at a glance: how the planets are spread, and the accents that set the overall tone of the chart.
Seesaw
Your planets gather in two opposite groups: you live in the push and pull between them.
Their energy concentrates in the element of Air and the Mutable modality.
Venus is the most connected planet in their chart: 6 aspects tie it to the rest.
Three or more planets together in Libra: a strongly marked focus of energy in that area.
Three planets in trine forming a triangle: a talent that flows almost effortlessly.
Three planets in trine forming a triangle: a talent that flows almost effortlessly.
And your own sky?
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- The synthesis
Five chapters written for an exact sky — not Mr. Burns's: yours.